Ttaskmaster wrote:
judgedoug wrote:
It seems no one here has read 'The Zombie Survival Guide'...
I'm assuming one needs to be a virginal, busty brunette, whose father was ex-CIA or somesuch in order to survive?
Nope. Tight clothing, silent weapons, replenishable water supply, etc...it's a real book, written exactly like any other survival manual, just, y'know, in case of a zombie outbreak. Fantastic read.
from a review on amazon: "...While obviously a parody of both the horror genre and civil defense/survivalist manuals, it maintains an "all-business" demeanor, never once cracking the façade to reveal the underlying humoristic intent. The result is a book that is, when taken as a whole, a funny, incredibly thorough work of satire. However, at the same time, page-by-page, it is a rather accomplished addition to zombie horror.
Starting with zombie physiology and then moving on to weapons, tactics, long-term strategy and history Brooks has produced a manual which has a thoroughness that belies the absurdity of its subject. Point by point he discusses the pros and cons of rifles, machetes and flamethrowers, then considers the optimal defensive positions for various types of outbreaks. After an extensive discussion of survival in a zombie doomsday scenario, he lays out zombie outbreaks through history, and what their implications are. Throughout, entries are extensively cross-referenced and alternative courses of action are always weighed for potential risks and benefits..."