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101Radioman
 Post subject: Easy to install Home Security
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:09 am 
The Dead Mans Hand
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Location: Too Close to Fargo But still in Minnesota, USA
Service Number: A03/TQ1.0.92141E1
Here ya go finally found a easy to instal security system for the house.


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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

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I just use this...


(Note taped to front door)


"Honey don't come in. The python has gotten loose again".

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 Post subject: Re: Easy to install Home Security
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:11 am 
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Service Number: A12/TQ1.0.22137E1
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101Radioman wrote:
Here ya go finally found a easy to instal security system for the house.



HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter


When did you come by my place? :D

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Location: Honiton, Devon
Service Number: A01/TQ9.6.23466E8
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Lmao. :lol:

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Service Number: A06/TQ0.0.42147E1
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And I was just about to buy a new system. Thanks, this'll save me tons!

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Here is a pic of one of the best security systems I ever had......
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Is that a werewolf?

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That is one nice looking puppy ya got.

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Aside from turning your belongings into stuff that no one would want to steal, dogs are a great security system.

Just kidding. I love dogs, and they definitely are the best security system you can get. My folks used to have 2 135+ pound dogs and they routinely sent people running.
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