You should be able to send a PM through the forum right here. Just look along the bottom edge of Pug's first post and tap the second button where it says PM... unless your phone is somewhat unusual?

Rather LARGE Squad E-Mail sent

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Sgt Dan "Coop" Cooper
A03/TQ1.0.72144E1
UKCM 501st Regt. 1st Batt. The Bucketheads

"Civies We are Leaving"

We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!

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Weyland Yutani Corp. Bio-Weapons Division - "Superior Weapons through Superior Genetics"

How do I get assigned a squad

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Si vis pacem, para bellum
SFC Steve "Fireball" Parsons - A08/TQ1.0.52150E1
69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homers Heroes

Its all in the 1st post

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Email sent. Do I get a cookie?

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69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homer's Heroes

All cookies go to taj, That is all

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

FTFY

Which squad you're assigned to depends on your location in the UK.
See first post in this thread for details.

For the service number, go here:

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=5925

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Steve
Corporal in 69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homer’s Heroes.

"I'd like to die at the age of 80 in my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."

You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!

Not necessarily!
While its loosely based on location, people can still be put elsewhere.

If you want to be part of a squad, send the squad leader a message. But remember- the man doesnt choose the squad, the squad chooses the man....

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M/SGT Rich Hyatt-Dowling (Retd)

UKCM Black ops

Only the UKCM can end up with a corporate arm! Its like Rimmers game in "Better Than Life". So be it. All bureaucratic nonsense from this point onwards is to be sent to Woodys office.... and im attaching the Bucketheads to be your marine security force. Seams a match made in hell.. but it will work. Coops, keep an eye on the slimy suit and report back to HQ.

Make it so!

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Oh you vicious, vicious man...

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MSgt Matt Bradley 'Crashdown' (Formerly Mattb)
A12/TQ2.0.82145E1
CO UKCM 13th Regt. 1st Batt. 'Freebooters'
"There are very few problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

Sorry Staff Sergeant.

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Steve
Corporal in 69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homer’s Heroes.

"I'd like to die at the age of 80 in my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."

Indeed, I am that arm in all it's powerful, muscled glory!
In recognition of your sound command and dedicated service, Operative Fish, I hereby offer you the position of Corporate Foot, henceforth entitled to all the benefits and shares associated (now includes Armat) therein, with primary responsibility for kicking in any who inconvenience our corporate interests.

Being the Corporate Arm, I myself shall encapsulate all those submitting bureaucratic nonsense and mobilise my Corporate Hand to jerk you around.

I still have a few outstanding vacancies for other roles within the Corporate Anatomy, including a Corporate Dick... at first glance not the most attractive role, but very well paid and with the opportunity to travel - Successful candidate will be quick-thinking, fast-talking, self-serving, sycophantic and seemingly an 'okay' guy/girl.
Apply with CV/Resume directly to my office.

How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?!

Or, wait... Is it get IN?


Email sent.

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I Got Him

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Sgt Dan "Coop" Cooper
A03/TQ1.0.72144E1
UKCM 501st Regt. 1st Batt. The Bucketheads

"Civies We are Leaving"

"Do something, Cooper!!"

Yes sir!

Got a stack of papers here marked NOSTROMO, was I supposed to shred them, or fax them to the ICC?

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Weyland Yutani Corp. Bio-Weapons Division - "Superior Weapons through Superior Genetics"

Whatever you do: don't leave them unattended on a dropship or other form of public transport!

OMG don't get me started on that! I was a civil servant (almost 25 years in Jobcentre Plus) and had to get off the bus on the way to work one morning because some idiot at another Jobcentre I was passing had stuck four bags marked 'Confidential Waste' on the pavement outside waiting for the secure disposal company to turn up!

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Weyland Yutani Corp. Bio-Weapons Division - "Superior Weapons through Superior Genetics"

No probs

I'll send over the enrolment forms and payment instructions.

Dont know if this topic is dead, if so and i am breaking a rule by doing this then please accept my apologies, but i have sent an email anyway.

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"You gotta run stuff by me before you go talking in crazy"

13th Regiment, 1st battalion the Freebooters.

No its not dead so don't worry

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Email sent.

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Sgt. Frank Peters 'reload' Smartgun Operator
A03/TQ3.0.12136E1 "It will be no picknick!"
AL Colonial Admin. - Sergeant at Arms (SgtA) -- 2020-2022
GERCM - Executive Officer (XO)
UKCM Foreign Legion: The Deviant Dragoons

Just posting here to see my serial number and sending an email. I presume you want Corporal Tucker rather than my usual nickname.

In fact, please do just take the information here as my census info.

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Sgt. Jake Tucker - 13th Regt. 1st Batt. Freebooters.