I just saw this & figured it might get a few laughs here. ^_^

"On the first day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the second day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the third day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the fourth day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the fifth day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the sixth day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the seventh day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, seven SAAs, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the eighth day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, eight SKSs, seven SAAs, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the ninth day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, nine M1 Garands, eight SKSs, seven SAAs, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the tenth day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, ten 1911s, nine M1 Garands, eight SKSs, seven SAAs, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the eleventh day of /k/ristmas, my true love gave to me, eleven Tsar Bombas, ten 1911s, nine M1 Garands, eight SKSs, seven SAAs, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve M24s, eleven Tsar Bombas, ten 1911s, nine M1 Garands, eight SKSs, seven SAAs, six M240s, five M14s, four SMLEs, three Ka-Bars, two CX-4s, and some cartridges for an M16."
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Fear is funny. You wouldn't think you could jump five inches using only your ass as a propulsion device..

Not an MP5 or G36 in the whole holiday. I'm disappointed.

Russ

/k/ usually has this thing against G36's for some reason.. they seem to think that it not being metal = OMGLOLMELTEDGUN!

Dunno about the MP5 though...
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Fear is funny. You wouldn't think you could jump five inches using only your ass as a propulsion device..

/k/ is anti-G36 because of reports of the official HK dealers suggesting behind closed doors not to buy it, and of reports that US testing had basically melted many of the test batches of XM-8 assault rifles (after all, not designed for American stresses = bad weapon..).

The G36 is a nice weapon to fire.
I can't attest to it's longevity though.



American Stresses? Here in the U.K. we just call it bad handling. lol
Edited by: [url=http://p220.ezboard.com/bthealienslegacy.showUserPublicProfile?gid=wdimagineer2b>WDImagineer2b[/url] at: 12/10/06 3:54 pm

Well, the XM8 was ALL platic/polymer. The G36 has more metal in it I believe.

Heck, the handguards on most military M16 variants are a plastic/polymer as well.



Ooooh, Naughty Brit! No Chrismachaunakwanzica for you!

Russ