Being a local Wycombiensian (proper term) I get the Bucks Free Press every week. In the opinions pages there is a regular article from local celebrity and well-known grumpy man, Doctor Who's Colin Baker. "Look Who's Talking" is an awful, awful series of whining articles. And now, I share them with you all.
http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/yoursay/opinion/look/If you've ever wanted to see Doctor Who complaining about the collapse of the fabric of British society, or just complaining about local protestors, now is your chance.
Enjoy.