JediFraz wrote:
You missed Jonsey..

Oops....I meant to come back and fix that......
Cooter Davis wrote:
4. Lambert decends into the hole, breaking the theme here, and is the one who is impregnated with the alien. Lambert Dies, and Kain (who was secretly in love with her) kills Brett with an Inkpen after starting up the "Bonuses" complaint again. Parker so upset that he now has to fix the ship by himself, and since they are in the kitchen anyway, stuffs Dallas' hand into the Coffee Grinder. Dallas feints from pain, and Ash sedates Parker, and takes them both to the lab. Ash, interested in what causes the hostility of humans, creates the virus (later used in 28 days later) and infects Parker. Parker, of course crazed by the virus, eats Dallas. Ash consumed by his mistake disembowls Parker with the Cattleprod and covers up the mess by mixing it into the food processor.
Jonsey hearing the food processor being activated, and believing its Tuna being mixed up for him, runs over and eats the mess right out the processor. Of course being infected by the "Virus," Later dubed "The St. Mary's" virus, he runs off to hide in his insanity. He is later found, with Kane, in the Uk and is what brings about the True Events seen in 28 Days Later.
Cooter Davis wrote:
Ripley witnesses the food makings and examines Ash to find out he bleeds warm milk. She tries to further examine him to later find out Ash is a Pleasure replicant and is currently on the run. Of course she confuses him with the scale of a snake and shuts him off after a convo about some battle with big walls. Ripley is later consumed by the madness and takes herself out. The Alien totally confused by the Hostility blows itself out the airlock leaving Kane. Kane, of course, returns home a hero, becomes Chancellor of the Uk and is later killed by "V." Did I miss anybody???
See how I put together the true life events as shown in Alien, 28 Days Later, and V for Vendetta? Now I must go hide as MI-6 is now looking for me for revealing state secrets.