First...
Exhibit A:
Styx : Come Sail Away
Then...
Exhibit B.
I played this when I got a preview copy of the album, and we nearly had to call an ambulance to the club.
One guy laughed so hard he sprayed cider and black through his nose all over his girlfriend, and I almost couldn't get the next record on from being in knots of giggles myself.
I think this really is a candidate for "Best. Song. Ever."
Especially dangerous to those of a snarfing disposition is the cough and intro to the second verse.
Put your drinks down.