I hate Turkish Delight, and so does one of my regular dinner partners, so that one's out - and we already drink so much Earl Grey we might as well all be bald and Fre... oh, wait, I've got that bit covered at least.
Slim Jims... Not sure you can find those in Ireland, but I can probably whip up something along those lines - cool idea, thanks!
As for the blue milk - that's a great idea! I'd thought about making "Smurf liquor" - make a bottle of some blue alcohol (vodka+blue curacao, probably) and at the last minute add the head of a toy smurf in there; but the Tattooine blue milk will be more in keeping with the theme!
Keep 'em coming, guys, this is cool!
Oh... I have to get my hands on my Dark Crystal DVD. There's got to be something in that banquet I can reproduce!