I spent a few months in California earlier this year, so here's my top 16 list of things to do. Sorry, too many good things for a top 10!
If you can, extend your stay to three weeks because it's a big ol' place.
Fly to San Francisco first – while it's still warm. Fly back from LA where it's always warm.
1) In SF stay at this amazing hostel that overlooks the Golden Gate Bridge from the city's original army base.
You can get a private room for $35 a night. The hostel guys can advise you on all the best things to do:
http://sfhostels.com/fishermans-wharf/

Hire a bike from Blazzing Saddles in Fishermans Wharf and cycle over the Golden gate bridge to the home of
USA's most expensive real estate, Sausalido. Take the ferry back and enjoy a steak dinner at the Blues Bar in the Wharf.

Ride the cable cars through the streets of San FranCisco. Wear a prosthetic nose and pretend you're Carl Malden.
Or alternatively, boff loads of women and pretend you're Michael Douglas.

Stroll around downtown – it's all doable on foot. Upstairs at the multiplex up from the Sony Centre (near Moscone convention centre)
put $10 (£5) into the Aliens Extermination arcade game and blast your brothers into oblivion. $10 will
give you 20 minutes on that machine unless you really suck. And no Gareth, you can't play as a bug and kill marines.

Get the evening cruise to Alcatraz, it's a brilliant trip and no one does these kind of tours
better than the Americans.
Another good hostel to stay in is the HI Downtown. They do pub crawls, free walks and tours etc, lots of fun.
4) Catch a baseball game at San Fran Giants Stadium, the AT&T Park. I would say this is a better place to catch a game than in LA.
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/tick ... sp?c_id=sf
5) Drive south to LA on Highway 1, the coastal road.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_State_Route_1
It is an amazing drive and will take three to four days if you stop off.
Stay one night in a great hostel cabin next to a light house:
http://norcalhostels.org/pigeon/

There is a hot tub that overlooks the crashing waves beneath the cliff and it looks out to sea.
You gotta do this, it's awesome (get used to that expression). You have to book a half hour for the tub: Get the last slot
of the day and you'll stay in there for an hour. This is a great place for a quiet night. It's run by the mellowest hippie
I've ever met, he's great. Get a few beers and food from San Fran before heading out here as it's remote and there
is nowhere near to buy food. And you can have your beer in the hot tub!
6) There are many copies.
7) You're now in LA, by the sea in Santa Monica. Stay a night there at the HI hostel:
http://www.hilosangeles.org/

Visit the great pier they have there. Have a Mexican meal at the restuarant on the end, they do good fish.
There is an Aliens Extermination game in one of the pier arcades. Kick some bug arse for a change, will ya?

Get a good English brekkie at the brit pub near the hostel before heading to Venice beach, walking distance.
This is like Camden Town meets Baywatch, which was filmed here. Check out muscle beach, and you might catch
Sgt Burton from Vancouver shaping up the LA USCM regiment. Maybe.
Lots of cheap street food to buy.
Also, good cinemas at 3rd street in Santa Monica with cool shops and people watching.
Also some very good street performers here.

Stay in the motel 6 off Hollywood Blvd, or better still the USA Hostels, Hollywood. Book hostels well
in advance. Private rooms are available in most and you can cook your own food which will save you a lot
of money. But Motel 6 here is great value and it's new.
http://www.usahostels.com/hollywood/
http://www.motel6.com/reservations/mote ... a=&CP=&TA=

Check out the costumed folks outside Graumanns Chinese Theatre. Alien premiered here, this is where
the space jockey was when it was vandalised. See a film here, it's a great cinema. Junior Engineer Dredds
and I saw Grindhouse here and Tarantino & Rodriguez were in the audience!
Here you can also see the hand prints of many classic movie stars.
Get a photograph of your Alien claw in Marilyns hand imprint.

Walk up and down the blvd, checking out the stars on the hollywood walk of fame.
I met Forest Whittaker here!

Jimmy Kimmel is a big talk show host here. Get tickets and be in the audience, or be in the outside
audience and see a band! We saw Iggy & the Stooges. It was legend! All tickets are free, book in advance.
You have to register but it's free.
http://www.1iota.com/show.aspx?sid=1

Have dinner in Hooters and order a pitcher of ale, and get a photo with all the waitresses.
Tell them I miss them, too. Mop up that Alien drool when you're done.

I think the Wax museum closed down, but visit the Hollywood Museum and have a bite to eat
in the great dinner next door.
Do the obligatory Hollywood Homes of the stars tour, but shop around and don't pay too much.
9) Visit the Griffith Observatory and look through the telescopes. This is a great place. Check out the Leonard Nimoy film.
Avoid eating here, it's expensive and poor quality – unusual for LA.
Walk outside to catch the classic view of massive Los Angeles, great at night.
http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2006/11 ... tory_2.jpg
10) Great advice Harry: visit 'In and Out Burger', there's one on Sunset Strip in Hollywood.
The cheese burgers are to die for. But make sure you don't take Harry or there'll be no cheese left for the burgers.
I could big up these burgers all day and you still wouldn't be disappointed.
11) Visit DisneyLand and Universal Studios. If I had to choose one I'd pick Universal becuase it has more film
themed rides and, as Harry said there is a Terminator 3D ride which for me is a must see. There are plenty of
rollercoasters and the like here to scare you shitless; you'll love it. At night Universal opens City Walk –
night clubs, bars, bands, etc. Great fun, if a bit tame. Allow a whole day for Universal.
12) Sunset Strip at night. Go to the Rainbow Bar and Grill for Guns'n'Roses/Motley Crue stuff.
Amazing women in here. Lemmy is a regular. Great bar. Viper Room and Whiskey A-Go-Go are nearby,
catch an upcoming band. A must see is 'Metal Skool', also nearby. They gig twice a week, pick up a
free LA Weekly for times. Even if you don't like rock (weirdo) you'll have a few belly laughs at this.
13) Great places to eat in LA: Canters 24hr deli/diner in West Hollywood, (WeHo) the Farmers Market WeHo,
Swingers diner, also WeHo. They're all walking distance from Melrose Ave, on Fairfax. Pinks hot dogs are famously famous.
And there's a great 24hr diner near the Warner Bros Studio.
http://cantersdeli.com/
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/r_display.asp?restid=98
http://www.pinkshollywood.com/
14) Warner Bros Studio tour – just do it, you'll luurve. Get a snap of you on the Sofa in Central Perk,
or maybe Abe playing Phoebe's guitar. Couldn't sound any worse, right?
15) Drive to Vegas. 5-6 hours leisurely, stop off for the odd meal, a great drive. Avoid hostels in Vegas.
You can book cheap rooms at loads of places. Try the Stratosphere:
http://www.stratospherehotel.com/
or try motel 6. We stayed here and it was cheap and nice:
http://www.motel6.com/reservations/mote ... a=&CP=&TA=
For a treat, stay a night at the Venetian or Bellagio, £100.

Do the rides at the top of the stratosphere – exhilirating!
http://www.stratospherehotel.com/big_shot.html

Take in a show. Penn & Teller were good. Walk around the hotels, they're unbelievable.
You can walk into any of them free, they have some amazing sights.
Take in the 'Big Elvis' show, it's frakkin' legend, and best of all it's free!
http://www.vegas4locals.com/freebigelvis.html

Take a bus trip to the hoover dam, amazing. When they ask for questions, put your hand up and ask
the Beavis & Butthead classic, "Is this a God-damn?!" They've never heard it before.

If you can spare £150 take a helicopter trip to the Grand Canyon. You'll land in the Canyon,
have a champagne breakfast and then fly back over the Strip. Cheaper options are available,
but the flight is fantastic.

I'm a bit of a Trekkie. Unless you HATE Trek, you must do this:
http://www.startrekexp.com/
Infact, I might ask General Harris to order you to go. It will rock your world. Don't forget to eat at Quark's.
Oh, and get a photo of Abe in Picards chair on the Enterprise bridge.
And bring me back a bottle on Klingon Blood Wine!
By the way, there is an Alien 'one arm bandit' where the gaming
machines are, next to the Star Trek Experience.
This is the best one to play because here credits are ony 1cent, giving you 100 goes for a meredollar!
In the Bellagio a credit was a whole dollar! There is an Aliens Extermination game in Circus Circus.
But Junior Engineer Dredds and I pretty much thrashed out the left hand Pulse Rifle and it's a bit dodgy now,
so be sure to use the right hand one.
16) Drive back to LA, chill for a night and then fly home to Blighty. Buy some Prozac on the way.
You can do a lot of that in two weeks, if you have three you may want to take in San Diego which is a lovely city.
There is a great hostel on the beach where you can learn to surf:
http://www.bananabungalowsandiego.com/index.html

Also, there is an aircraft carrier (USS Midway) there which is well worth a visit. Some board members
were doing a USCM photo shoot there, if I remember? Again, this is a class tour:
http://www.kintera.org/site/pp.asp?c=ee ... &b=3038957

There is great nightlife in the Gas Lamp quarter.

Between San Diego and LA you can skydive at Lake Elsinore. I recommend them highly:
http://skydiveelsinore.com/Southern-Cal ... iving.html

If you go to San Diego, be sure to visit Tijuana on the Mexican border nearby (allow a whole day):
http://wikitravel.org/en/Tijuana

Some street marketeers ply their wares selling cast skulls, bones, mexican day of the dead souvenirs, etc.
Look closely at some of these and you will see the odd Predator skull among them.
I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff but I'll edit this post if remember more.
Andrew