For those of you who watched the Spat Gone Wild Volume 2 DVD, I made a comment in there about "Convention Rule #245 - Never let Calvin use your camera", or something.

Well, I thought it was funny enough to continue the joke with in Volume 3. So I plan to have a real (sort of) list of the Convention Rules in the next DVD. These will be little tips and info that the newbie Con Goer might not know, but really needs to.

So I need everyone to post their Convention Rules here, or e-mail them to me. Sadly, you probably won't get any credit for it, nor are there any special gifts. Just know that by sending me a rule, you've earned a special place in my heart, and besides, we already had that rule you sent over, so we didn't really use yours anyway, so you don't actually deserve any credit.

Thanks!


-Spat
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Rule #1: Nudity (no matter how appreciated) is NOT a costume.

Rule #2: Deoderant is NOT an optional accessory for your costume, it is a requirement.

Rule #3: Just because you're wearing a costume that hides your face does NOT give you free reign to be rude to people.

Rule #4: Just because you spent $5,000 on your Stormtrooper/Vader/SST/Colonial Marine/LOTR armor/costume does NOT give you free reign to point out the flaws in a costume made and worn by a 10 year old kid.

Russ



"There's nothing worse than people desperate to have fun."
-Patton OswaltEdited by: [url=http://p220.ezboard.com/bthealienslegacy.showUserPublicProfile?gid=rook3>Rook 3[/url] at: 7/7/06 8:41 pm

Rule # 456

Never let Anubian Warrior get "creative" with his non USCM costumes.
Edited by: [url=http://p220.ezboard.com/bthealienslegacy.showUserPublicProfile?gid=stevierad>StevieRad[/url] at: 7/7/06 10:09 pm

Rule 7:

Never run from a man in drag, they can run just as fast


Rule 9:

Don't talk when being Spats bitch, just do as he says


pain can be avoided by not caring

Rule #361 - ENOUGH GODDAMN YUNAS ALREADY!

Rule #12: Try not to drink too much

Rule #12a: Yoo cann nevrr drinkt tew mutch

Rule #87: Nudity might not be a costume, but electric tape is!

Rule #1.5: (Manditory) All ladies must report to The Sarge for costume inspection, to determine permissibility (afterwhich all ladies must report to Spat for re-examination).

Kevin

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"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."

Rule #88: Police/Imperial Garrison caution tape IS a costume.


"There's nothing worse than people desperate to have fun."
-Patton Oswalt

Rule #857397A/5: Avoid at all costs the temptation to accompany Sailor Moon to her hotel room when she has an adams apple.

Nice job, guys, keep them coming...

Although, as previously stated, we already had all those rules, so if you see them on the list later, we didn't get them from you.



Nice way to cover my ass.


-Spat
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