Quote:Blogs are a load of pish but read mines.
They sure are, like your life. Pish. This reminds me of the time I was high as a kite on charlie and ran around Manhattan Square bare arsed wearing nothing but a pink thong, screaming something along the lines of "Holy shite ma fuckin heeds gonna explode, someone get this man an AK-47!" Apparantly it made prime time news on CNN although I've yet to have this confirmed. I woke up 3 days later in a New Mexico Prison, (I dont know how I got from NYC to somewhere in New Mexico) fortunatly the security was a pile of pish and after giving some of the guards a bung, I was a free man. Unfortunatly some of the other prisoners weren't too happy about this skinny cracka getting a sweet deal. It incited a riot, uncharacteristically I had to band together with the guards, kill over 300 inmates armed with nothing but a wooden spoon and a slipper before I could escape to the nearest airport and charter a plane back home. There is no moral to this story but the fact is pink thongs and cocaine do not mix.