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Author:  nimmot [ Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:15 pm ]
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Eh...but, who cares? Just to keep good international relations, some nice demonstrations of nationalism and sportsmanship...

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Author:  Rook 3 [ Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:42 pm ]
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And here Harry said he feared for his life at a UK football match. With fans like those, I don't see anything to fear. :)

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Author:  Scapey [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:53 am ]
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Soccer?
Oh aye, that's the thing where all the religious bigots use their football team as an excuse to stab each other, and folk they think might worship a big magic man in the sky in a slightly different manner than the other lot of people worship the same magic man in the sky, isn't it?

Grr.
Can't stand the sport. In these parts, it's actually a very dangerous Extreme Sport to even leave the house on certain match days!



Anyway - For the World Cup, I'm sure some tabloid rag comissioned a set of photos with a girl frim each nation nude, but painted with her country's team's strip...
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Author:  tonyandcherie [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:39 am ]
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I'm with you Rev
I enjoy playing it with non-fanatical friends but could not stand to watch it or be around the fanatics why they watched it. Too dangerous.

Its only a game *runs for cover*
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Author:  neophyl [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:59 am ]
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Sorry but Soccer IS actually football by definition :) As its played with the feet, thereby giving it the foot catagory.

Unlike that pansy american game of the same name which is just rugby with pads as the men arent man enough to play without protection - lol. How it can be called football when they use their hands I dont know.

Not that I follow either sport but come on now, its plainly obvious.
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Author:  Rook 3 [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:08 am ]
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Okay, so why is it called 'Cricket' if you're not smashing insects with that big 'ol bat? :)

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Author:  Fal Bowden [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:31 am ]
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Soccer is actually a derivative term from "Association Football", same way Rugger is from "Rugby Football", if we're going to get into the finer points XD
Author:  SSgt Burton [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:16 am ]
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Well since the thread is heading in all directions...;)

Quote:
Quote:Unlike that pansy american game of the same name which is just rugby with pads as the men arent man enough to play without protection

I used to play Rugby in highschool. Yes there was absolutely no protective gear (save for maybe a cup and something wrapped around your ears so they didn't get torn off )---

However because of the lack of gear- we wouldn't hit each other as hard as American Football players would collide.

I've watched my share of Rugby (not Australian rules) and never have I seen players flying through the air "helicopter" style as is sometimes seen in a brutal football collision.

Of course this is taking nothing away from Rugby- it isn't for girly men either. ;)

But back to topic- here is my contribution: some Rugby fans! :D

rugby girls

edited for spelling
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Author:  Rook 3 [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:23 am ]
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I love rugby. :shock: :lol:

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Author:  Wookie Gunner [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:30 am ]
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To comment further on Burton's comment. My former boss had a friend from England come over so they took him to a football game. His response:

"No wonder you wear pads in this game. If Rugby players played liked that would kill each other."
Author:  Ripstick [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:40 am ]
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Football... soccer... rugby... Phhhppphhhphttt!

Sorry, but I couldn't care less. All I know is that I want to visit Brazil. :P ;)

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Author:  Osmotic [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:16 am ]
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Man I am so supporting Germany and Brazil this year


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Author:  nimmot [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:57 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:But back to topic- here is my contribution: some Rugby fans!

<span style="color:white;]rugby girls
Good one Sarge!! I count twelve in the picture. Two are looking at the camera. The guy on the right, however... :lol:
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Author:  paul kitching [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:26 pm ]
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Mmmmmm Brazil...

Anyway, there is no such thing as Soccer. It's called Football. So there! :P

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Author:  Tentacle Chris [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:40 pm ]
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Well since there's no Aliens tat we can deduce that the German lass has never been around Dave:lol:
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Author:  SSgt Burton [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:42 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:since there's no Aliens tat we can deduce that the German lass has never been around Dave
But somebody took that picture-

So she's probably been near Dom! :lol: ;)

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Author:  Tentacle Chris [ Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:29 pm ]
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:lol: Very good Watson, very good indeed!
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Author:  nimmot [ Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:54 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:Anyway, there is no such thing as Soccer. It's called Football. So there! :P
We invented Soccer. It has a long history with my people. You fellas just copied it and gave it another name. :P
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Author:  Ripstick [ Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:29 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:We invented Soccer. It has a long history with my people. You fellas just copied it and gave it another name. :P
Hey Tom, did your people invent Soccer, or the game it was copied after?

The reason I ask is because soccer was actually invented by the Mayans about 500 years prior to the first Olympic games (I actually did an indepth study of Mayan culture back in the mid-90's ;) ), and they called their ball sport Pok-A-Tok.

These games were sometimes played to the death, with the captain of the losing team offering his decapicated head as the 'ball' in the next game.

Those were probably the very first truly extreme games.

Ah those crazy Mayans. :lol:

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Author:  paul kitching [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:20 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:We invented Soccer. It has a long history with my people. You fellas just copied it and gave it another name.


You mis-understood. I'm British. The game is called Football and you kick the ball with your foot. That other game is called American Football (you know, the one where kicking it with your foot isn't the main thing, and it copied the name from us.)

I don't acknowledge the word soccer.

Paul.

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Author:  nimmot [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:12 pm ]
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Soccer ball:

[img]http://www.scs.unr.edu/~wraynor/ball1.jpg[/img]

Football:

[img]http://midbuchanan.k12.mo.us/sports/football/images/football.jpg[/img]









P.S. I am just ribbing you, fellas. Will stop now before I get thrown out of here. :D
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Author:  rafesteiner [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:24 pm ]
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Careful now, they'll have someone's eye out with them....
Author:  Scapey [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:44 pm ]
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All of the balls shown so far ar for pussies, anyway.

For a REALLY painful game, play "soccer" with a Mouldmaster.

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Author:  Scapey [ Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:16 am ]
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This, BTW...
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Is a Mitre Mouldmaster.

Thick rubber shell, filled with air as hard as led.
You play in goal against one of THESE... It feels like being hit in the nuts with a basketball or a volleyball.

Not good.



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Author:  WDImagineer2b [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:05 am ]
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Heed these wise words once told to me by a wise man...

"Football [soccer] is a gentlemen's game played by hooligans;
Rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen."

Personally I like to say, football [soccer] is a pansies game played by pansies. Well, at least in the "professional" realm anyway.

God forbid a soccer player should twist an ankle! It's the end of the world and mandates a huge ammount of rolling around, crying, and generally looking for sympathy where it's fairly well underserved.

That's one of the things I really HATE about the game. It's such a damn drama!!

I've played rugby in the past with guys who've practically had ribs sticking out and they've still been running around flattening the s**t out of the other teams winger. :D
Now them's real men!!
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