As told by myself . just a fun project i decided to do, any one else feel free to join in with retellings or modifications...

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Squad Leader, 58th Regt., 2nd Batt., "Morse's Marauders" - U.S.S. Azuera
Primary MOS: Rifleman
Secondary MOS: Combat Demolitions

"When the going gets tough, the tough call on the Colonial Marines."

AND on the 8th day, God realized he had forgotten to make himself some USCM BDU's. Guess what that means.

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Private B. Lipnick
A07/TQ1.0.02161E1

~funny name, serious attitude~

And on the 9th Day Dark Horse got the license for Aliens comics. And while some were good stories, the artwork was the odd variety from the '90s and none of the Marines truly looked right...

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what does that mean?

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Squad Leader, 58th Regt., 2nd Batt., "Morse's Marauders" - U.S.S. Azuera
Primary MOS: Rifleman
Secondary MOS: Combat Demolitions

"When the going gets tough, the tough call on the Colonial Marines."

The USCM is over 404 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the Universe has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an Pulse Rifle, and our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the cosmos. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-humans throughout the galaxys. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the USCM Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!

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If you accept pocket lint as a currency well I'll take it all!

nice...

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Squad Leader, 58th Regt., 2nd Batt., "Morse's Marauders" - U.S.S. Azuera
Primary MOS: Rifleman
Secondary MOS: Combat Demolitions

"When the going gets tough, the tough call on the Colonial Marines."

Yeah it is...I wish I could lay claim to that I wrote it, but sadly I didn't. Its just a re-edit of the birth of the Marines:

The USMC is over 222 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16, and our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!

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If you accept pocket lint as a currency well I'll take it all!

still... very cool.

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Squad Leader, 58th Regt., 2nd Batt., "Morse's Marauders" - U.S.S. Azuera
Primary MOS: Rifleman
Secondary MOS: Combat Demolitions

"When the going gets tough, the tough call on the Colonial Marines."

It's hammer time! *slides*


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I'll get my coat...

Well, if we have it and God doesn't, what might that make us?

Now, if you'll excuse me, there are a bunch of storm clouds above my house...

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Private B. Lipnick
A07/TQ1.0.02161E1

~funny name, serious attitude~

yeah, you might not want to go outside anytime soon...

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Squad Leader, 58th Regt., 2nd Batt., "Morse's Marauders" - U.S.S. Azuera
Primary MOS: Rifleman
Secondary MOS: Combat Demolitions

"When the going gets tough, the tough call on the Colonial Marines."