Fuck sake, that seems a bit unfair! NOT reviewing until patched because....why? Why not give other games the same chance? OR be fair and re-eview A:CM now?

The FUCK it is

Yeah! Yeaaaaah! Let's find it and burn it to the ground!!!!

Don't you mean....

Nuke the site from orbit?

Nuke the site from orbit?

While all of this is unfolding, open up your web browser and head to the official Defiance website (or follow this link) to create your Ark Hunter account. Follow the steps there and, once you’re all confirmed, your email is validated, and everything else, click the “My Ego” link in the menu bar at the top of the page.

Now this next part is entirely optional, but a wise move if you’d like to give yourself an early boost in the game. Search the Internet for a list “Arkfall codes.” The folks at Orcz.com have assembled a great one. Scroll down on that page until you get to the long, looooong list of codes. 
Now comes the fun part.

What you want to do is enter 120 of those codes in on the My Ego website using the big text box in the center of the page. No lies: it’s going to take you some time. That’s why we got the whole game installation process started first. You are hopefully adept enough with copy/pasting and alt-tabbing between browser windows to do this efficiently. It goes quickly once you get into a rhythm. Entering all of those codes unlocks a healthy assortment of content, some of which must be redeemed from the in-game store after you start playing. The Orcz.com page breaks down what the rewards are for each code milestone, and the My Ego page also updates with each reward once you unlock it.